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Independent games studio · London

Easy to learn.
Hard to put down.

We make mobile games built around a single idea each — the card-table chaos of Last Cards, the pressure-valve puzzles of HydroValve, the cop-dodging street racing of Redline Getaway, and the map-grabbing conquest of Statefall. Rules you learn in a minute. Depth that keeps you up at night.

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3 Games
1 Small Team
iOS·Android Platforms
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— The Library

Games made by a small team that overthinks everything.

Mobile titles built around a single idea: rules you can learn in a minute, depth you'll find for months.

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Card Game ● Live · iOS & Android

Last Cards

A competitive shedding card game where players race to empty their hands first — across single-player, online, ranked and Bust Mode.

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Puzzle ● Live · iOS & Android

HydroValve

A pipe-routing puzzle under pressure. Build with transparent pipes, trace the flow in your head, then open the valve — every leak drains the shared tank.

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Arcade Racer ● Live · iOS & Android

Redline Getaway

A top-down street racer: weave dense traffic, shake police pursuits, and race real players’ ghosts — or go head-to-head live for Street Rep.

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Strategy ● Live · Android

Statefall

A real-time conquest strategy game. Your states grow troops on their own — the only question is where you send them, and when. Troops collide in mid-flight, so a well-timed defence can cut an invasion down before it lands.

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AbsoluteNoobStudio
— The Studio

Independent games, crafted with care.

AbsoluteNoobStudio is an independent games studio making mobile games — from the competitive card table of Last Cards to the pressure-valve puzzles of HydroValve, the police-chase racing of Redline Getaway and the map-grabbing conquest of Statefall. We obsess over rules clarity, reliability, and the kind of polish that makes a game feel premium in the hand.

All four games are live on Google Play; Last Cards, HydroValve and Redline Getaway are on the App Store too, with Statefall close behind. More titles are in the pipeline. We don't ship fast — we ship right.

01 Fair Play

Same rules engine across every mode and platform.

02 Polish

Animation, feedback and craft on every interaction.

03 Live

Regular balance updates and new modes for every title.

Get In Touch

Have an idea? We're listening.

Press, partnerships, server hosts, playtesters — drop us a line.

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